James Baker, Bush Road Ranger

Why "Road Ranger" you ask? Simple, here in Florida there is a service for motorists in distress called Road Rangers. Out of gas, broke down? The Road Rangers will assist you as they are constantly on patrol looking for drivers in need on Florida highways.

Is there anyone in greater need of assistance than George W. Bush? Who better to provide it James Baker, the Bush Family Fixer Extraordinary? Ever there to bail out the Bushes in their many screw ups and embarrassments, there could be no other choice.

Everything George W. Bush has attempted in his entire life has ended in failure, from Arbusto to the presidency George W. Bush has been responsible for running the operation into the ground. Every failure he engineered always ended the same way, with Poppy Bush's friends riding over the hill to rescue the boy who couldn't do anything right.

So now James Baker is trying to work his magic one more time by finding a way to get the idiot child of George and Barbara off the hook in Iraq and with him, hopefully, the country as well.

I wonder if Baker will lead the defense when George W. Bush finds himself on trial as a war criminal?

One can only hope for that scenario to play out and allow us to see for ourselves.